hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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