THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
