***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
Randomize
