if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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