Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
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