So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
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