But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
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