If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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