I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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