Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
well you can't waste a boner
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
Randomize