she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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