glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
Crap I still need to get you a wedding gift. I'm just gonna give you a bag full of cash, lube, and condoms. And I'll use furry handcuffs instead of ribbon to tie the gift bag handles together.
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
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