my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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