i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
Randomize