btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
Randomize
