Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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