Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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