just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
the texts you sent will act as the rosetta stone for all drunk people
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
as a side note pls kill me
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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