Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
Randomize
