I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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