Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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