I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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