question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
God gave him joint rollers for hands
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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