he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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