Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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