sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
I judge my drunkenness on my brickbreaker playing skills. I'm winning. Suck it.
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
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