haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
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