Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
Realization: many of my behaviors would lead to me being stoned to death in a lot of foreign countries. God bless America.
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