dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I got so high that I decided to drive with my knees on the way home. Where am I going in life?
Nowhere
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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