whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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