it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
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