I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
I licked your asshole in confidence.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
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