the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
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