To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
The midget we rented got so drunk last night he got carted off in an ambulance
im pretty sure that there was a mint leaf in my poop this morning. i love mojito season.
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
God, I missed his penis.
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