i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
can u get pink eye on your cock?
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
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