This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
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