Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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