if i can run in heels then i can drive
I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
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