Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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