So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
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