Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
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