so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
This spray tan I used isn't working out. I spent an hour exfoliating and rubbing the damn stuff in with rubber gloves. I wanted the alluring, sun-kissed, sexy look. I've achieved smelling like burnt popcorn and the cats won't stop licking me. I'm a salt lick for cats.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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