so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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