I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
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