their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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