READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
Randomize
