Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
Randomize
