just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
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