i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
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