I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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