then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
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