i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
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