I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
that may or may not have been my penis.
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