So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
Randomize
