they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
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