This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
You're my little dorito
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
They should really pass out barf bags in church
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
You know you need to hit the gym when you're not strong enough to get the cork outta the wine bottle. And you know you're a drunk when that's the only motivation to do exercises
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
Randomize