We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
Just woke up from a first date on the futon watching Arrested Development by myself, him cuddling another chick in his room. Simultaneously the best and worst one night stand in history.
Bonus: took me 2 hours to get home on the streetcar cause I spent my cab money on drinks for his friend last night.
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
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