he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
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